How to play: Your avocado bounces automatically — your job is to steer it onto the next platform with ← → (or A/D), or by holding the left or right half of the screen on your phone. Every foot of height grows the nest egg.
Bounce your way from $0 to a $1,000,000 retirement. Green platforms are steady funds, blue ones move with the market, cracked amber ones are risky bets — they crumble.
Gold springs are 401(k) matches: free launch upward. Steer with ← → or hold either side of the screen. Don't fall!
← → or A/D to steer, or hold either side of the screen · edges wrap around · cracked platforms crumble · gold springs launch you toward the $1M line.
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How to play Nest Egg Climb
Your avocado bounces automatically — your job is to steer it onto the next platform with ← → (or A/D), or by holding the left or right half of the screen on your phone. Every foot of height grows the nest egg.
Green platforms are steady index funds — solid every time. Blue ones drift with the market. The cracked amber ones are risky bets: they hold exactly one bounce, then crumble.
Gold springs are 401(k) matches — free money that launches you far higher than a normal bounce.
The higher you climb the trickier the platforms get. Hit the gold line at $1,000,000 and you’re officially retired; the climb keeps going for the high score. Fall off the bottom and the run ends.
Tips & tricks
- The screen wraps left-to-right — walking off one edge to reach a platform on the other side is often the safest route.
- Never plan two risky (cracked) platforms in a row: after the first crumbles you need somewhere solid to land.
- Springs beat everything — a small detour to a 401(k) match usually gains more height than the “direct” route.
- Steer while you rise, not while you fall: adjusting early gives you the whole arc to line up the landing.
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